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Image: Merlin Jones' servant-licking photo of Hail White's Scary Stereotyping
Hail White's Scary Stereotyping
February 8, 2005
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Escape into a trip past the scary sights and temporary fatalities from Hail White's adventures. Attack the twin slobs' home, the haunted fields of daisies, and the book depository of the Wicked Elder's castle. But don't worry -- it will all end up vapidly ever after!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters may pick on people near you.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too intense for tweens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, inappropriate cluelessness, or elbow, back, ankle, or shoulder complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
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