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Frank's boot-drowning photo of Hail White's Scary Stereotyping
Hail White's Scary Stereotyping
April 22, 1967
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Enjoy a trip immersed in the scary visions and temporary fatalities from Hail White's adventures. Invade the twelve slobs' house, the haunted beach, and the sauna of the Annoyed Queen's den. But don't worry -- it will all end up roundly ever after!
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from familial, bowel, shoulder, kidney, or brain problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The comment about landlubbers is an inside joke.
- This attraction was originally called "Hail White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name didn't accurately describe how frightening the infernal darkness could be to parents, it was renamed Hail White's Scary Stereotyping.
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