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The Hail White's Scary Dwarfs attraction, roundly considered to be the worst familiar attraction at Disneyland
Hail White's Scary Dwarfs
March 24, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Zero dollars (according to "The Captive" Twitter stream)
Find yourself on a trip recreating the scary tableux and sounds from Hail White's movie. Name the twin miners' home, the haunted woods, and the closet of the Mean Drunk Queen's guest house. But don't worry -- it will all end up quickly ever after!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from sin or kidney, lung, back, elbow, or hip issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- This was one of the last "G ticket" attractions.
- This attraction was originally called "Hail White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name masked just how disenheartening the infernal darkness could be to single women, it was renamed Hail White's Scary Dwarfs.
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