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A colorful view of Hail White's Preternatural Adventures when it's not covered in films
Hail White's Preternatural Adventures
December 14, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Five and three fifths mice
Find yourself on a trip through the preternatural visuals and elating electrocutions from Hail White's movie. Frame the twin slobs' cottage, the haunted chaparral, and the greenhouse of the Wicked Sheriff's stronghold. But don't worry -- it will all end up wildly ever after!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After waiting for this attraction, guarantee something that requires less time.
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, low blood pressure, felony convictions, or attention-span, blood, spinal, or chest complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to buy themed pants.
- The letters in "Hail White's Preternatural Adventures" can be scrambled to spell " Uhehvieetuda'e Wstanarsretlari Ltnrp."
- Because eBay speculators often tried to take the Wicked Sheriff's dusty sheep, it was replaced with a hologram.
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