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Below: Hail White's Motionless Adventures, a favorite attraction of Miley Cyrus
Hail White's Motionless Adventures
December 28, 2011
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Escape into a trip recreating the motionless halucinations and temporary fatalities from Hail White's adventures. Visit the slobish miners' woodland retreat, the meat woods, and the closet of the Imbalanced Witch's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up magically ever after!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 48".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for wimps.
- Contains imported effects.
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