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Pictured: A white view of Hail White's Macabre Adventures when it's not inundated in girls
Hail White's Macabre Adventures
February 19, 2013
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Find yourself on a trip recreating the macabre happenings and chills from Hail White's adventures. Visit the twelve dwarfs' cave, the haunted chaparral, and the bunker of the Road-Raging Queen's man cave. But don't worry -- it will all end up internally ever after!
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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