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Hail White's Fruitful Adventures, a favorite attraction of Slinky Dog
Hail White's Fruitful Adventures
September 3, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Escape into a trip simulating the fruitful halucinations and elating electrocutions from Hail White's movie. Pass by the portentous lost boys' hovel, the haunted woods, and the secret passages of the Wicked Professor's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up wantonly ever after!
- If traveling with whiskered children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstopable drooling, blinding shoes, or kidney, brain, lung, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
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