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Above: The Hail White's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction as seen from the top of Rainbow Ridge
Hail White's Child-Scarring Adventures
May 17, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Find yourself on a trip past the child-scarring scenes and temporary fatalities from Hail White's exploits. Open the twin slobs' woodland retreat, the deathly woods, and the bunker of the Mean Drunk Queen's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up approximately ever after!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something that doesn't involve pacifiers.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, or inner ear, kidney, social, or clothing issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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