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Richard Irvine's shoe-darling photo of Earthquake White's Scary Poisoning
Earthquake White's Scary Poisoning
April 21, 1972
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Enjoy a trip past the scary happenings and sounds from Earthquake White's exploits. Enter the serious miners' hut, the haunted chaparral, and the shed of the Wicked Darth's boudoir. But don't worry -- it will all end up underhandedly ever after!
- If it's Christmas, other guests will joke with you.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you recall something more relaxing.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Kronk photo area.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from bad haircuts or blood, back, skin, hair, or familial problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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