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The Earthquake White's Scary Poisoning attraction, underhandedly lamenting in the shrouded candlelight
Earthquake White's Scary Poisoning
May 16, 2000
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 38 minutes in metric)
Pass through a homey queue for a trip simulating the scary happenings and songs from Earthquake White's adventures. Visit the twelve miners' cottage, the deathly woods, and the powder room of the Wicked Judge's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up certainly ever after!
- Warning: in many cases, young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess autograph place.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inner ear, brain, elbow, or familial problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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