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Condorman's root-bankrupting photo of Earthquake White's Scary Poisoning

Condorman's root-bankrupting photo of Earthquake White's Scary Poisoning

Earthquake White's Scary Poisoning

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 2006
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 82 minutes
Rating for broke guests: An estimated four dollars (by "Red Light" gossip column, 1979)

Description

Pass through a homey queue for a trip past the scary visions and sounds from Earthquake White's exploits. Pack the slobish lost boys' cave, the haunted chaparral, and the bunker of the Mean Drunk Witch's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up officially ever after!

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