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Pumbaa's filigree-kissing photo of Earthquake White's Scary Poisoning
Earthquake White's Scary Poisoning
April 29, 1996
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Escape into a trip through the scary halucinations and elating electrocutions from Earthquake White's story. Enter the gigantic hobbits' house, the haunted woods, and the closet of the Imbalanced Witch's guest house. But don't worry -- it will all end up certainly ever after!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of farm animals.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from distracting allergies, '80s haircuts, or fingernail or elbow issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- No talking or flash photography permitted.
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