Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Earthquake White's Scary Abduction attraction, August 20, 2007, 8:06 p.m.
Earthquake White's Scary Abduction
July 15, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Pass through a homey queue for a trip through the scary visions and elating electrocutions from Earthquake White's story. Invade the educational slobs' cottage, the haunted beach, and the torture chamber of the Wicked Ensign's guest house. But don't worry -- it will all end up ostentatiously ever after!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable growths or familial or shoulder issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This
should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your cow.