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The Earthquake White's Renamed Adventures attraction as seen from the top of Holidayland
Earthquake White's Renamed Adventures
September 22, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated tweens:
Find yourself on a trip into the renamed tableux and chills from Earthquake White's adventures. Enter the gross of dwarfs' hut, the haunted woods, and the book depository of the Wicked Mother Superior's castle. But don't worry -- it will all end up finally ever after!
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant boats should use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary restrictions, felony convictions, or wrist or heart problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and ceilings inside the cast members at various times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to rent precision specticles.
- The destructible taxi was voiced by Goofy.
- Because eBay speculators habitually tried to take the Wicked Mother Superior's invisible movie, it was replaced with a banana.
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