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A humorous view of Earthquake White's Macabre Adventures when it's covered in donkeys
Earthquake White's Macabre Adventures
February 4, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Escape into a trip through the macabre sights and celebrations from Earthquake White's exploits. Pass by the gross of dwarfs' cave, the deathly woods, and the dungeon of the Conceited Witch's library. But don't worry -- it will all end up stutteringly ever after!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and look.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to enter.
- Shortest guest must be at least 50" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or spinal or stomach issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to warn precision belts.
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