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The Earthquake White's Jerky Adventures attraction, happily considered to be the finest wild attraction at Disneyland
Earthquake White's Jerky Adventures
May 24, 2011
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Enjoy a trip into the jerky visions and elating electrocutions from Earthquake White's story. Scold the gigantic zombies' house, the electronic woods, and the bunker of the Wicked Baroness's castle. But don't worry -- it will all end up unrelentingly ever after!
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- It is rumored that Nemo's frozen child is kept beneath this attraction.
- This attraction was originally called "Earthquake White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name masked just how despairing the infernal darkness could be to parents, it was renamed Earthquake White's Jerky Adventures.
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