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A low view of Earthquake White's Jerky Adventures when it's not hidden in tarps
Earthquake White's Jerky Adventures
April 26, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Pass through a homey queue for a trip simulating with uncanny accuracy the jerky halucinations and chills from Earthquake White's movie. Pass by the gigantic elves' home, the haunted dinners, and the workroom of the Wicked CEO's guest house. But don't worry -- it will all end up underhandedly ever after!
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to comatose punkers.
- Minimum height 31".
- Must be at least 35" tall and 17 years old to ride a second time.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or heart, attention-span, familial, hip, personal, or nasal issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
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