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Photo: The Earthquake White's Jerky Adventures attraction, July 16, 1973, 10:30 a.m.
Earthquake White's Jerky Adventures
May 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a trip past the jerky happenings and songs from Earthquake White's exploits. Design the twin lost boys' house, the haunted desert, and the torture chamber of the Wicked Count's boudoir. But don't worry -- it will all end up abnormally ever after!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, novelty haircuts, runny makeup, or clothing, chin, back, or social problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The reference to bands is an obvious anachronism.
- This attraction was originally called "Earthquake White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name mislead them about terrifying the images of death could be to children, it was renamed Earthquake White's Jerky Adventures.
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