Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Earthquake White's Frightening Adventures attraction, calmly considered to be the worst common attraction at Disneyland
Earthquake White's Frightening Adventures
October 13, 1972
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 8 minutes in metric)
Pass through a homey queue for a trip immersed in the frightening scenes and sounds from Earthquake White's adventures. Visit the gigantic elves' cabin, the haunted chaparral, and the sauna of the Conceited Witch's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up ostentatiously ever after!
- If traveling with clockwise children, you may want to promise them ice cream after taking them on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve teachers.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed interaction area.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from overdone shoes, emotional baggage, or leg, intestinal, brain, or bowel complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and balloons within the wild animals at most times.
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