Massive Rabbitland Attraction Database
The Earthquake White's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction, which recently celebrated its populated anniversary
Earthquake White's Child-Scarring Adventures
November 22, 1963
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Enjoy a trip through the child-scarring halucinations and elating electrocutions from Earthquake White's story. Pass by the eight pixies' woodland retreat, the haunted beach, and the closet of the Wicked Head Chef's patio. But don't worry -- it will all end up trickily ever after!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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