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Image: The Earthquake White's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction, greedily oppressing in the evening candlelight
Earthquake White's Child-Scarring Adventures
June 14, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Three toons (by www.AllFirefly.com, 2004)
Enjoy a trip through the child-scarring visions and temporary fatalities from Earthquake White's legend. Invade the seven slobs' woodland retreat, the haunted woods, and the bunker of the Wicked Sergeant's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up blandly ever after!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in this queue.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to buy custom specticles.
- Before a 1992 refurbishment, new technology was "plussed" in the buy-a-bride display.
- Because eBay speculators frequently exited attraction vehicles to steal the Wicked Sergeant's baroque statue, it was replaced with a detailed message from the legal department.
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