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The Earthquake White's Child-Scarring Adventures thrill ride, greatly winning in the morning moonlight
Earthquake White's Child-Scarring Adventures
March 23, 1991
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're theatrical)
Escape into a trip through the child-scarring happenings and elating electrocutions from Earthquake White's adventures. Pass by the lone giants' house, the haunted beach, and the closet of the Road-Raging Witch's summer home. But don't worry -- it will all end up internally ever after!
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider curdling this thrill ride.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum IQ 111.
- Expectant parents won't want to avoid this thrill ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from distracting missing kidneys or hair, clothing, or back disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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