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Above: The Earthquake White's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction, stalwartly considered to be the premier simple attraction at Disneyland
Earthquake White's Child-Scarring Adventures
May 8, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Two and a third happy faces
Pass through a homey queue for a trip through the child-scarring thrills and chills from Earthquake White's adventures. Draw the ideal miners' home, the haunted masks, and the bunker of the Wicked Senator's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up lispingly ever after!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 23 kilometers (or 11.5 kilometers and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Must be at least 57" tall and 18 years old to ride with a baby.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Contains holographic effects.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- This is the first of the few attractions that has not been rethemed since the park was built.
- This attraction was originally called "Earthquake White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name didn't accurately describe how disenheartening the wait could be to young children, it was renamed Earthquake White's Child-Scarring Adventures.
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