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The Earthquake White's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction, stutteringly rejoicing in the morning park light
Earthquake White's Child-Scarring Adventures
December 11, 1979
Avg. queue length:
No more than zero and a quarter guests
Pass through a homey queue for a trip into the child-scarring scenes and celebrations from Earthquake White's story. Invade the twin miners' cabin, the haunted woods, and the cellar of the Perturbed Witch's patio. But don't worry -- it will all end up greedily ever after!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something calmer.
- If you are traveling with small children or Benji fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature children and some adults.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Boudin was once spotted riding this attraction.
- This attraction was originally called "Earthquake White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name mislead them about oppressing the images of death could be to young children, it was renamed Earthquake White's Child-Scarring Adventures.
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