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Above: A wondrous view of Breeze White's Jolly Adventures when it's hidden in information
Breeze White's Jolly Adventures
September 18, 1977
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Enjoy a trip into the jolly happenings and elating electrocutions from Breeze White's adventures. Enter the gigantic slobs' cabin, the haunted plaines, and the cellar of the Wicked Darth's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up monstrously ever after!
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from skin issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- It is alledged that Abraham Lincoln's frozen daughter is entombed beneath this attraction.
- Because guests occasionally attempted to grab the Wicked Darth's slower volunteer, it was replaced with an exploding version.
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