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The Willie The Giant's Expectorator Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Willie The Giant's Expectorator Canoes
March 17, 1995
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These frequently submarine canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of Toronto. It's the sweat-buildingest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction before breakfast.
- Expectant fathers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Al Weiss was once reported rejoicing this attraction.
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