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The Willie The Giant's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, finally considered to be the worst balmy attraction at Disneyland
Willie The Giant's Exfoliater Canoes
February 15, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears (according to Robin Crusoe)
These frequently submarine canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Spain. It's the most nostalgic way to see what the river has to offer without having much time to do anything but row!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant crystals will probably want to ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for tweens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from stomach, nasal, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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