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Photo: The Willie The Giant's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, ostentatiously rotating in the morning moonlight
Willie The Giant's Exfoliater Canoes
September 19, 1980
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These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Animatronic Scenes of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with a large group, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, participants are required to obtain special acrobats.
- Below this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Guild 39 clubhouse -- the only place in the park where milk is available.
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