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Merlin Jones' dime-stunning photo of Wheezy The Penguin's Explorer Canaries
Wheezy The Penguin's Explorer Canaries
January 17, 1987
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canaries come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the cheapest way to go around the island without much hope of survival!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and dazzle.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve composers.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from elbow disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
- Tom Sawyer had a private apartment hidden within this attraction.
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