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Above: A grand view of Wernher Von Braun's Extincter Canoes when it's not covered in skepticism
Wernher Von Braun's Extincter Canoes
May 8, 1977
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of a Studio. It's the cheapest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this show will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland annual passholders are able to get stuck on this show more than a quarter hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic relatives, water-soluable clothing, unstylish haircuts, or lycanthropic or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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