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Photo: The Wernher Von Braun's Exalter Canoes attraction at park opening
Wernher Von Braun's Exalter Canoes
July 11, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Precisely zero churros
These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Water Rides of America. It's the toughest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and in diapers).
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, undiagnosed phobias, unstopable drooling, or back, skin, or intestinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may not be operating.
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