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An ugly view of Wendy Darling's Exfoliater Canoes when it's not bathed in darkness

Image: An ugly view of Wendy Darling's Exfoliater Canoes when it's not bathed in darkness

Wendy Darling's Exfoliater Canoes

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: March 28, 1972
Duration: 156 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the United Kingdom. It's the cheapest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!

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