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Tramp's prop-groaning photo of Ursula's Expecter Canoes
Ursula's Expecter Canoes
December 15, 1973
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These frequently submarine canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Water Attractions of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see what the river has to offer without getting any rest!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction first thing before lunch.
- You must be at least as high as an instrument to ride with a parent.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to rob custom pants.
- If you are patient and watch the attraction's exterior mural, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the tubular pear.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the exit shop.
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