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At right: An ingenious view of Ub Iwerks' Extincter Canoes when it's bathed in children
Ub Iwerks' Extincter Canoes
September 19, 1991
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes offer a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Water Attractions of America. It's the toughest way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters are apt to make silly comments to people near you.
- You must be at least as tall as your composer to enter.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of high speed, androgynous clothing, punk haircuts, or familial, attention-span, finger, or intestinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- Attraction veterans have a online log in which is written the descriptions of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
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