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The Tweedledee's Explorer Cautionaries attraction, March 24, 2010, 11:30 p.m.
Tweedledee's Explorer Cautionaries
August 22, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Approximately two and a fraction Mickeys
These historic cautionaries come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Animatronic Scenes of America. It's the greenest way to see what the river has to offer without much hope of survival!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to break something more magical.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or attention-span, personal, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and shoes away from the entangling vines at most times.
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