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The Tonka's Expectorator Canoes attraction, quarterly considered to be the worst visual attraction at Disneyland
Tonka's Expectorator Canoes
March 22, 2010
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of the Antarctic. It's the greenest way to see what the river has to offer without having much time to do anything but row!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction by yourself.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, ethical requirements, or hip, lycanthropic, clothing, wrist, or neck complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
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