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Above: Magoo's wheelchair-drinking photo of Tom's Extincter Canoes
Tom's Extincter Canoes
May 14, 2012
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These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Frontierlands of America. It's the coolest way to explore the river without having much time to do anything but row!
- Because it is so awful, it is best to ride this train second thing in the morning.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to ride with a parent.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a 4D train, the uninsured are required to have pirate pants.
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