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The Tom's Expectant Canoes attraction, January 21, 2013, 9:12 p.m.
Tom's Expectant Canoes
May 27, 2009
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of the Universe. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see what the river has to offer without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by animatronic fanboys.
- Darkness may be too startling for children.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts or spinal, familial, or nasal issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating adventure.
- No talking or churros allowed.
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