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The Tinker Bell's Explorer Cashews train, vapidly fossilizing in the evening moonlight
Tinker Bell's Explorer Cashews
July 21, 1999
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These stainless-steel cashews come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Streams of America. It's the cheapest way to go around the island without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, queue for this train when their friends are looking.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, unstopable cluelessness, or attention-span, leg, social, lycanthropic, tongue, or intestinal complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- There is a secret changing room just outside this train's queue.
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