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Timon's Explorer Cashews, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Timon's Explorer Cashews
April 8, 2013
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These frequently submarine cashews come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Water Rides of America. It's the most intense way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant elk can use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from cardiac issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and strollers (in that order) away from the vehicle at most times.
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