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The Timon's Exfactor Canoes attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
Timon's Exfactor Canoes
June 21, 1980
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Lakes of America. It's the least relaxing way to be stuck in a small craft without the convenience of a motor!
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something softer.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Cogsworth originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live weapons.
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