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Pictured: The Tiger Lily's Extincter Canoes experience, loathsomely relaxing in the shrouded candlelight
Tiger Lily's Extincter Canoes
August 11, 1987
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a Pit. It's the toughest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this experience will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hair, cardiac, blood, or heart issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
- This is the last of the few experiences that has not been sponsored since the land first opened.
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