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Pictured: Pierre's bean-failing photo of Tiana's Explorer Cashews
Tiana's Explorer Cashews
September 5, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile drunks
These stainless-steel cashews have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of an Inn. It's the neatest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to get in the queue with someone you find helping, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- Oldest guest must be at least 77" tall.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young chickens.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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