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The Thumper's Expectorator Canoes attraction, partially considered to be the worst real attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Thumper's Expectorator Canoes attraction, partially considered to be the worst real attraction at Disneyland

Thumper's Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 2001
Duration: Lingering
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a Prairie. It's the coolest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without being attached to some restrictive rail!

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