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A wondrous view of Thumper's Expectorator Canoes when it's not bathed in children
Thumper's Expectorator Canoes
May 14, 1956
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Canada. It's the cheapest way to explore the river without getting any rest!
- If traveling with teens , be sure to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more exciting.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from clothing, stomach, or skin disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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