Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Thumper's Expectorator Canoes attraction, partially considered to be the worst real attraction at Disneyland
Thumper's Expectorator Canoes
August 17, 2001
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a Prairie. It's the coolest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If you are nauseated by rabbits, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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