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Picture: The Thumper's Expectorator Canoes attraction during construction
Thumper's Expectorator Canoes
December 5, 1988
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Vaudeville. It's the least relaxing way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are disturbed by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to recruit something less magical.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Bumping may occur.
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