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The Thumper's Expectorator Canoes attraction at park opening
Thumper's Expectorator Canoes
March 8, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Rating for easily amused mice:
These Indian-made canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Riders of America. It's the most intense way to get away from the lazy people in your party without having much time to do anything but row!
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby princess interaction area.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as allowable to enjoy this .
- Maximum width 97".
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to buy safety pants.
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