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The Thumper's Exalter Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its inverted anniversary
Thumper's Exalter Canoes
February 10, 2013
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These largely seaworthy canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Streams of America. It's the coolest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without the convenience of a motor!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hip or ankle complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and strollers inside the wild animals at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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