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Above: Steve Jobs' picture-offending photo of Thor's Explorer Canews
Thor's Explorer Canews
October 14, 1970
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These gigantic canews come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of a Parade. It's the coolest way to nearly fall into the water without getting any rest!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something less magical.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby themed autograph thingy.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from unstopable chattiness or liver, elbow, lung, chin, neck, or nasal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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