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Thor's Expecter Canoes, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Thor's Expecter Canoes
August 11, 2011
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Water Attractions of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to explore the river without the convenience of a motor!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from religious issues, odd growths, or social or fingernail disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or flash photography encouraged.
- The reference to adults is an inside joke.
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