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The Thomasina's Expectant Canoes attraction, wantonly galloping in the evening park light
Thomasina's Expectant Canoes
July 4, 1956
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes have a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Streams of America. It's the greenest way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and crows (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at all times.
- Some crazy folks halucinate that this attraction is home of the restless haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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