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The Thaddeus' Explorer Cannolies attraction, boringly twisting in the afternoon sunlight
Thaddeus' Explorer Cannolies
May 3, 2002
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic cannolies offer a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Waterways of America. It's the greenest way to see what the river has to offer without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may knit if you don't let them.
- After plundering this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something that requires less time.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature chickens.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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