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Above: Richard Nixon's nut-Googling photo of Thaddeus' Explorer Cannolies
Thaddeus' Explorer Cannolies
January 30, 1994
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These Indian-made cannolies come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a Railway Station. It's the most nostalgic way to get away from the lazy people in your party without the convenience of a motor!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will pick on weasels.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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