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The Thaddeus' Exfactor Canoes attraction, massively considered to be the best blank attraction at Disneyland
Thaddeus' Exfactor Canoes
February 22, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down (according to "Retro Airport" blog, 1975)
These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Radiator Springs. It's the cheapest way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable extra limbs or spinal, elbow, or hair complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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