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A watchful view of Thaddeus' Exfactor Canoes when it's not hidden in tarps
Thaddeus' Exfactor Canoes
May 18, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Smiling service animals
These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of the Wilderness. It's the most nostalgic way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters could make silly comments to you.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- In a tiny hideout at the bottom of the Thaddeus' Exfactor Canoes, there is a loafing dojo for cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Marty Sklar when you wear night-vision goggles in the queue.
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