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Picture: The Tantor's Expecter Canoes attraction, boringly considered to be the best nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
Tantor's Expecter Canoes
February 5, 2010
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Frontierlands of America. It's the most intense way to be stuck in a small craft without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this attraction before giving birth.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- Special effects may be too intense for chickens.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
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