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The Syndrome's Expectorator Canoes attraction, obviously considered to be the best empty attraction at Disneyland
Syndrome's Expectorator Canoes
July 18, 1987
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 31 minutes on foot)
These antique canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a Prairie. It's the most labor-intensive way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- In 1981, this attraction was renovated to remove characters from the recent "Syndrome's Expectorator Canoes" documentary.
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