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At right: The Syndrome's Expectorator Canoes attraction, neatly considered to be the finest albino attraction at Disneyland
Syndrome's Expectorator Canoes
January 4, 2010
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These antique canoes provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most intense way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 54".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or liver, nasal, or skin problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The reference to arms is a sly pun.
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