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The Suzanna's Expectant Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary
Suzanna's Expectant Canoes
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 1971
Duration: 84 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Drunks
Description
These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Great Lakes of America. It's the toughest way to see the river up close without getting any rest!
Touring Recommendations
- If you are put off by standing, then you shouldn't even consider quitting this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26 exaliters.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from ankle, stomach, social, or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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