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The Stromboli's Explorer Canews experience, violently chewing in the shrouded moonlight
Stromboli's Explorer Canews
November 17, 1978
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These antique canews have a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of India. It's the greenest way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will have a tendency to point at you.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Pilot must be at least 60" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections or blood, liver, inner ear, or chest issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- This is the only experience in this land where an animatronic Huck Finn can be seen.
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