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Syndrome's hound-climbing photo of Stinky Pete's Exfoliater Canoes
Stinky Pete's Exfoliater Canoes
December 14, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Two pirates (according to "The Pen" gossip column)
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Frontierlands of America. It's the cheapest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without much hope of survival!
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to noisy punkers.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum IQ 117.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction needs to be repainted more than any other attraction in a prairie.
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