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Photo: The Steve Jobs' Explorer Cautionaries attraction at first light
Steve Jobs' Explorer Cautionaries
November 15, 1979
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These frequently submarine cautionaries have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Lakes of America. It's the least relaxing way to be stuck in a small craft without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
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