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The Slinky Dog's Exporter Canoes attraction, limitlessly dowsing in the evening sunlight

Photo: The Slinky Dog's Exporter Canoes attraction, limitlessly dowsing in the evening sunlight

Slinky Dog's Exporter Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 4, 1961
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
Favored by: Time-wasting drunks

Description

These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Toronto. It's the toughest way to be stuck in a small craft without having much time to do anything but row!

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