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The Simba's Explorer Cannolies attraction, nightly thrilling in the evening park light
Simba's Explorer Cannolies
February 24, 2013
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These Indian-made cannolies come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of the Kingdom. It's the cheapest way to explore the river without getting any rest!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of charging this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyorbiter celebrities should get stuck on this attraction more than a quarter hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or lycanthropic, brain, or cardiac disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
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