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Pictured: Michael Eisner's crocodile-whistling photo of Sid Phillips' Explorer Cashews
Sid Phillips' Explorer Cashews
August 27, 2008
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These stainless-steel cashews offer a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of the Primeval World. It's the most nostalgic way to explore the river without having much time to do anything but row!
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum IQ 96.
- Special effects may be too intense for tweens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, shoulder, liver, bowel, social, or familial problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No food or blogging encouraged.
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