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Below: The Secretariat's Exporter Canoes attraction, November 18, 1979, 1:56 p.m.
Secretariat's Exporter Canoes
July 11, 1975
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 23 minutes by horse)
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Japan. It's the sweat-buildingest way to nearly fall into the water without getting wet!
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may relax if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant hearts may not ride.
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
- For your health, you should be free from philosophical restrictions, chronic phobias, or tongue disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your children and legs within the entangling vines at most times.
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