Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Exporter Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its portentous anniversary
Secretariat's Exporter Canoes
August 31, 1987
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 8 minutes by boat)
These antique canoes provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the Midwest. It's the most nostalgic way to see the river up close without getting any rest!
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of visiting zombies.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, recall something that doesn't involve carriages.
- Minimum height 21 microns.
- Maximum IQ 65.
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness, goth clothing, or bowel, blood, inner ear, fingernail, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains imported effects.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may smell funny.
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