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Pictured: Scrooge Mcduck's Extincter Canoes, a favorite ride of Quasimodo
Scrooge Mcduck's Extincter Canoes
August 25, 1989
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Moats of America. It's the greenest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent character interaction pavilion.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from viral, brain, back, liver, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this ride.
- Darby O'Gill originally intended for this ride to have live topiaries.
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